By Murray Montgomery
Talk Common Sense
Well, I’ve been thinking about this a lot in the past few days and have decided that the Commies just might have the answer to this “pronoun” problem. Yep, the liberal snowflakes have been so worried about what people should be called, but the Communists solved that problem decades ago – simply just call everybody “Comrade.”
If you do it that way, there is no problem. No more him or her, – no more boys and girls – no more mom and dad; you get the picture. We no longer have to worry about the gender of Mr. Potato Head, we can just call him comrade Potato Head – yep, problem solved. What a wonderful thing it will be; one restroom for all the comrades. You no longer have to identify as anything because everybody knows you’re just a comrade – they don’t even have to check between your legs to find out.
Just imagine how much easier things will be now that the liberals no longer have to worry about pronouns. Now, they can spend more time making everything racist and concentrate on the sins of the evil white comrade! But wait, doesn’t comrade mean “friend?” How, then, can liberals be friends with anything white if they’re not another liberal? If the comrade turns how to be a white, conservative male who voted for President Trump, that screws up everything! Oh crap! There’s that gender thing again!
Just when I thought that I had solved the pronoun problem, that evil white man shows up again and spoils the whole damn thing!